I wanted to dress Juni up as food for Halloween. I am thoroughly amused by the notion of dressing my child in food-themed apparel. And isn't that what kids are for? Amusing us? No? Anyway, Charlie won the Halloween debate and we went with that oh-too-adorable bee costume. Which left only one defenseless member of the family who could be food for my enjoyment. So Sydney was a banana. She loved wearing the banana. And unlike a certain hat-averse bumble bee, had no problem with the banana peels of her costume flapping in her face. She was also, by far, the loudest banana possible, barking hysterically at every child that approached the house.