I am ambivalent about muffins. I love them in certain situations; I
loathe them often. I have particular muffin requirements. They can't
be too sweet. They are not cupcakes, for heaven's sake. They must
have chunkies of some sort - fruit is best, nuts are tolerable, raisins
are unacceptable. I have been known to enjoy a lemon poppyseed muffin
now and then, but it better be one fine muffin specimen. I like them
to have some amount of whole grain flour to give them heartiness and
depth. Again, it shouldn't be cake. They should be soft and melt-in-your-mouth. And they must be small-ish in
size - a nice snack with coffee, a bit of breakfast with some yogurt or
cereal. The current intractable trend of giant, dense, saucer-sized
muffins has much to do with my suspicious attitude toward this
particular baked good. I don't need 2000 calories in one muffin. I
don't need it to be greasy and cloyingly sweet. I don't need it to
weigh more than my triple venti latte. And don't even get me started
on "muffin tops".